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Thrust/Reverse Thong

Make the earth move with a thong that says "thrust". Focal mechanism printed in fuzzy flock - but is it a thrust event, or is it reverse? You'll have to work that one out for yourself. (NB: P axis not aligned with urethra.)

$ 12.80

Cummingtonite? (Muscle)

You've got great arms and shoulders from wielding your rock hammer, show them off with a muscle tee! The nerdy come-on is super bonus.

$ 17.00

Thrust/Reverse Hip Huggers

Demure underwear - unless you know what they're saying! Thrust, reverse, thrust, reverse... it also kind of looks like the Eye of Sauron. Which just goes to show that I can't write effective copy, because who wants the Eye of Sauron in their pants?

$ 13.80

Thrust/Reverse Thong - Gold on Black

Make the earth move with a thong that says "thrust". Shiny gold metallic print on a black cotton thong. Perfect for your next conference fling!

$ 12.40

Thrust/Reverse Thong - Silver on Black

It's a thrust event - IN YOUR PANTS! Metallic silver flexible printing on black cotton thong.

$ 12.40

Cummingtonite? (Women's)

Sometimes, you just need to lewdly proposition a bunch of mineralogists... and no one else. This lightweight tee will do that for you.

$ 12.00

Cummingtonite? (Men's)

Guaranteed to help you start a conversation with that hot mineralogist at GSA! And by "conversation" I might mean "police report", but that's not the t-shirt's fault.

$ 16.00

Thrust Mechanism

The focal mechanism "beach ball" for a thrust earthquake.

cummingtonite

The chemical formula for cummingtonite. If you ever need to lewdly proposition a bunch of mineralogists, and *only* a bunch of mineralogists, this is your ticket.